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Friday January 19th, 2018 - 11:38 am

It be a DEVIL-SHIP I SAY! That'd it be... ... See MoreSee Less

It be a DEVIL-SHIP I SAY! Thatd it be...
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Thursday January 18th, 2018 - 2:52 pm

It's a Pirate's Life for this Dog

Hindu Charters
Schooner Hindu's dog Finn earning her kibble

Sailschoonerhindu.com
#nautidog #schoonerhindu #keywest
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Wednesday January 17th, 2018 - 6:42 pm

Adventure comes in many forms....not always on a 100 yard long field of well cut grass.... ... See MoreSee Less

Adventure comes in many forms....not always on a 100 yard long field of well cut grass....

 

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"They seek him here, They seek him there, Those Frenchies seek him everywhere."

real adventure starts with being the captain of your own pirate ship on the high seas! sailing to new and distant lands, burying treasure, drinking rum all day, flogging your crew, and most important having pleanty of wenches at your beck-n-call!

If it isn't the Buccaneers, Raiders or Stealers, I shan't be rooting for them...

Paul

Sunday January 14th, 2018 - 3:56 pm

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A ship in harbor is safe , BUT , that is not where ships belong

Aaaaarrrrgghh Mate

My man, Popeye !

Sunday January 14th, 2018 - 10:29 am

Woman fed up with searching for perfect man marries GHOST of 300-year-old pirate

Amanda Teague, 45, has married a Haitian pirate named Jack who died in the 1700s, and the fact he's dead doesn't bother her...

youtu.be/cbz2ScKa1hwWoman fed up with looking for perfect man marries ghost of 300-year-old pirate A woman fed up with searching for the perfect man has married the ghost of a 3...
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Saturday January 13th, 2018 - 7:59 pm

We all must have Goals - Me Hearties! ... See MoreSee Less

We all must have Goals - Me Hearties!
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Tuesday January 9th, 2018 - 10:25 am

What will they say about you? Eh? ... See MoreSee Less

What will they say about you? Eh?

 

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“Best. Heist. Ever.”

Sunday January 7th, 2018 - 3:02 pm

Pirate Joke of Da Day!!
Adrift at Sea

A pirate and his parrot, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a valiant battle. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, the pirate stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a Genie came forth.

This particular Genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving any thought to the matter the pirate blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into rum!" The Genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest rum ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the Genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of rum on the hull broke the stillness as the two considered their circumstances.

The parrot looked disgustedly at the pirate and after a tension-filled moment spoke: "Now yee've done it!!

Now we're goon to have to pee in the boat."
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Pirate Joke of Da Day!!
Adrift at Sea

A pirate and his parrot, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a valiant battle. While rummaging through the boats provisions, the pirate stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a Genie came forth. 

This particular Genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving any thought to the matter the pirate blurted out, Make the entire ocean into rum! The Genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest rum ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the Genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of rum on the hull broke the stillness as the two considered their circumstances. 

The parrot looked disgustedly at the pirate and after a tension-filled moment spoke: Now yeeve done it!! 

Now were goon to have to pee in the boat.

 

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Arrr it be true but worth the hassle maties 😂😂😂

Allen Bruce Humfleet Kimberly Humfleet Kirk since you’ve been slacking on your daily jokes!

Love it😂😂😂💀

Ha ha

LMAO!

Tonya

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Sunday January 7th, 2018 - 6:23 am

Sail Away me Hearties!Brigantine for Sale
$375,000 - Marina San Miguel

Classic rig brigantine for sale by owner
made in 1957 Lorient
registered in UK
currently in Tenerife South, Canary Islands, Spain
sailing in class with all relevant certs. Cat 1 waters up to 150Nm but can be reg cat 0 for Atlantic sailing
25 souls, day sailing up to 40 pers
photos and technical spec pls FB message me
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Sail Away me Hearties!

Thursday January 4th, 2018 - 10:51 am

The chief weapon of sea pirates, however, was their capacity to astonish. Nobody else could believe, until it was too late, how heartless and greedy they were.
- Kurt Vonnegut
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The chief weapon of sea pirates, however, was their capacity to astonish. Nobody else could believe, until it was too late, how heartless and greedy they were.
- Kurt Vonnegut

 

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He’s talking about the government.

I heard he was super tall

Aye

Thursday January 4th, 2018 - 10:49 am

"I'm no longer a child and I still want to be, to live with the pirates. Because I want to live forever in wonder.

The difference between me as a child and me as an adult is this and only this: when I was a child, I longed to travel into, to live in wonder. Now, I know, as much as I can know anything, that to travel into wonder is to be wonder.

So it matters little whether I travel by plane, by rowboat, or by book. Or, by dream. I do not see, for there is no I to see. That is what the pirates know.

There is only seeing and, in order to go to see, one must be a pirate. "

- Kathy Acker
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Im no longer a child and I still want to be, to live with the pirates. Because I want to live forever in wonder.

The difference between me as a child and me as an adult is this and only this: when I was a child, I longed to travel into, to live in wonder. Now, I know, as much as I can know anything, that to travel into wonder is to be wonder.

So it matters little whether I travel by plane, by rowboat, or by book. Or, by dream. I do not see, for there is no I to see. That is what the pirates know.

There is only seeing and, in order to go to see, one must be a pirate. 

- Kathy Acker

Tuesday January 2nd, 2018 - 7:55 pm

Tip ye chalices mateys - To all a Good toast I say! ... See MoreSee Less

Tip ye chalices mateys - To all a Good toast I say!

Sunday December 31st, 2017 - 4:13 pm

Happy New Year to all me brothers of the coast! ... See MoreSee Less

Happy New Year to all me brothers of the coast!

Saturday December 30th, 2017 - 12:21 pm

THE LAST SHANTY

My father often told me when I was just a lad
A sailor’s life is very hard, the food is always bad
But now I’ve joined the Navy, I’m on board a man-o’-war
And now I find a sailor ain’t a sailor anymore

Don’t haul on the rope, don’t climb up the mast
If you see a sailing ship it might be your last
Just get your civvies ready for another run ashore
A sailor ain’t a sailor ain’t a sailor anymore

McKillick of our mess he says we’ve had it soft
It wasn’t like this in his day when he was up aloft
We like our bunks and sleeping bags, but what’s a hammock for?
Swinging from the deckhead or lying on the floor?

They gave us an engine that first went up and down
Then with more technology the engine went around
We’re good with steam and diesel, but what’s a mainyard for?

A stoker ain’t a stoker with a shovel anymore
They gave us an Aldis Lamp so we can do it right
They gave us a radio, we signal day and night
We know our codes and ciphers, but what’s a “sema” for?

A bunting-tosser doesn’t toss the bunting anymore
They gave us a radar set to pierce the fog and gloom
Now the lookout’s sitting in a tiny darkened room
Loran does navigation, the sonar says how deep
The Jimmy’s three sheets to the wind, the skipper’s fast asleep

They gave us a songbook so we’d know what to do
They gave us some MP3s, we listened to ’em to
We know our scales and harmonies, but what’s a cutlass for?
A pirate ain’t a pirate ain’t a pirate anymore

Two cans of beer a day, that’s your bleeding lot
But now we gets an extra one because they stopped the Tot
So, we’ll put on our civvy-clothes and find a pub ashore

A sailor’s still a sailor, just like he was before
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THE LAST SHANTY

My father often told me when I was just a lad
A sailor’s life is very hard, the food is always bad
But now I’ve joined the Navy, I’m on board a man-o’-war
And now I find a sailor ain’t a sailor anymore

Don’t haul on the rope, don’t climb up the mast
If you see a sailing ship it might be your last
Just get your civvies ready for another run ashore
A sailor ain’t a sailor ain’t a sailor anymore

McKillick of our mess he says we’ve had it soft
It wasn’t like this in his day when he was up aloft
We like our bunks and sleeping bags, but what’s a hammock for?
Swinging from the deckhead or lying on the floor?

They gave us an engine that first went up and down
Then with more technology the engine went around
We’re good with steam and diesel, but what’s a mainyard for?

A stoker ain’t a stoker with a shovel anymore
They gave us an Aldis Lamp so we can do it right
They gave us a radio, we signal day and night
We know our codes and ciphers, but what’s a “sema” for?

A bunting-tosser doesn’t toss the bunting anymore
They gave us a radar set to pierce the fog and gloom
Now the lookout’s sitting in a tiny darkened room
Loran does navigation, the sonar says how deep
The Jimmy’s three sheets to the wind, the skipper’s fast asleep

They gave us a songbook so we’d know what to do
They gave us some MP3s, we listened to ’em to
We know our scales and harmonies, but what’s a cutlass for?
A pirate ain’t a pirate ain’t a pirate anymore

Two cans of beer a day, that’s your bleeding lot
But now we gets an extra one because they stopped the Tot
So, we’ll put on our civvy-clothes and find a pub ashore

A sailor’s still a sailor, just like he was before

 

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The first line had me singing this to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

Can't help but sing it.

Brilliant ☠️⚓️📿🕉

love it dean

Friday December 29th, 2017 - 3:35 pm

On This Day: 1812 The USS Constitution under the command of Captain William Bainbridge, captures the HMS Java off the coast of Brazil after a three hour battle. ... See MoreSee Less

On This Day: 1812 The USS Constitution under the command of Captain William Bainbridge, captures the HMS Java off the coast of Brazil after a three hour battle.
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Friday December 29th, 2017 - 12:12 pm

Now THAT's a BOUNTY! ... See MoreSee Less

Now THATs a BOUNTY!

 

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I read several books about him. Quite the brigand.

The governor would be much easier to capture than Lafitte, more reward for less work 😄

His house still stands in new Orleans and there's an island in the gulf what bares his name

And THAT’S a real pirate! 😁

Tuesday December 26th, 2017 - 2:51 pm

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Follow us (if ye can)@Pirate Directory

 

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I prefers "Nautical Mergers an' Acquisitions" (harrr).

Pirate someone who commits a crime while sailing on the high seas crimes may include murder, kidnapping, thievery and rape

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