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Route de Delmas, Port-au-Prince, Haiti
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No Holes Barred - Uncensored Sailors/Pirate Talk - men and Women - Just no PC or crap or being super sensitive.... Be Salty - be a Sailor....
Uncensored means fun and funny....sailing, sailors talk & chat.... and general debauchery for men and women. Adult language allowed.... Let's not test the boundaries of rude and crude by being assholes.... But as people of the sea we all know that life is not politically correct. Sail on and enjoy!
Additionally this is a discussion group. There will be no Sailing Nazi's here complaining of "Off Topic" this or that, and all boaters, mariners, surfers, swimmers, snorkelers, pontooners, submariners, scuba freaks, PIRATES and MERMAIDS are allowed.
If it floats your boat, talk about it!

Wednesday July 4th, 2018 - 2:04 am

Twisted SkullsEverybody into the pyoool!
Who needs one of these in their yard...
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could you imagine the pool party??

Tuesday June 26th, 2018 - 7:01 pm

Thanks for the add! ☠️☠️ ... See MoreSee Less

Tuesday June 26th, 2018 - 2:35 pm

Thanks For The Add!! ... See MoreSee Less

Pirate Directory updated the group photo in PIRATE LIVES MATTER!

Tuesday June 26th, 2018 - 2:34 pm

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Wednesday May 30th, 2018 - 4:10 pm

DelishThese Shark Attack Jell-O Shots are terrifyingly delicious.

Full recipe:
Buy blue Jell-O on Amazon:
(We make $ from this link!)
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Monday May 28th, 2018 - 2:04 am

Do you have a ships name? How’d you get it? ... See MoreSee Less


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Yes, we came up with ours because we're both Leo's. But you just need to think on it for a while and something will just fit. And you'll know it. Peace and fare winds my friend.

Aye, me ships name be the Filthy ‘ore. When next ye be in Oregon look us up and I will have ye aboard and I will tell ye the story of how she got her name!

I’m thinking something along the lines of Jabberwocky’s Revenge

Her name be the Rose, Mate, she’s 40 ft in length, she’s one hell of a woman, we be birthed in Corpus Christi, she be.

Since sadly I'm land locked, my ship exist for the moment only in my mind. But , in my mind, I'm sailing free on a frigate called The Harlot.

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Sunday May 27th, 2018 - 6:02 pm

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Tuesday March 6th, 2018 - 6:34 am

☠ it's a pirate's life for me ☠
I live like a pirate
Dream Like a Pirate.
I drink lots of Rum like a pirate
I take no mercy like a pirate
Love get my hands on that lovely booty haha
Once a pirate always a pirate
Are pirates got to stick together! Hi Boys!!!

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Sunday February 18th, 2018 - 2:32 pm

I'm looking for someone who does Davy Jones?? & someone's who can put on a sword fight show for my events?? On 9th Jane in Eynsford. #crazycaptain ... See MoreSee Less

Tuesday September 19th, 2017 - 11:23 am

APPY' Parlay Like a PIRATE DAY Mates!

Wherever you celebrate this day... Luv the one ye brung... or the one ye with...

Pirate Code! (More like guidelines than actual rules mate)......
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APPY Parlay Like a PIRATE DAY Mates! 

Wherever you celebrate this day... Luv the one ye brung... or the one ye with...

Pirate Code! (More like guidelines than actual rules mate)......

Monday September 18th, 2017 - 7:21 am

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Thursday July 20th, 2017 - 1:18 pm

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Sunday July 2nd, 2017 - 6:36 pm

A young man is captured by pirates and is persuaded to join the crew rather than walk the plank. After a few weeks at sea the captain speaks to the man and asks him how he is getting on. The man replies that on the whole he is enjoying things - the rum-soaked drinking binges, the plundering, etc - but there was one thing missing.

"What's that?" asks the captain.
"Well, there are no women" replies the man.

"Arrr" says the captain "Follow me!" The man follows the captain to what appears to be a barrel, on top of the barrel stands a coconut with a face drawn on and a few strands of wispy straw for hair. On the barrel is a crude outline of a woman's body and between the legs is a bung hole. "We calls her Carmen," says the captain, "and you may take her as you will". The man explains that he was unlikely to make use of her and goes on his way.

However, as the months go by with no respite, Carmen appears more and more attractive to the young man. Finally he can resist her no longer and the man has his wicked way with Carmen the rum barrel. To his amazement the experience is far more satisfying than he could ever have imagined!

The next day the captain greets him again. "How did you get on with Carmen then, lad?" he asks eagerly. The man replies "Rather better than I thought... actually, it was rather good!"

"Good," says the captain, a great beaming smile splitting his black-bearded face. "It's your turn in the barrel tomorrow!"
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Sunday July 2nd, 2017 - 6:32 pm

What has 12 arms, 12 legs and 12 eyes? A dozen pirates. ... See MoreSee Less

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Country Haiti
State/Province Departement de l'Ouest
distance: 913 Miles
Address Route de Delmas, Port-au-Prince, Haiti
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