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Experienced Pirate Captain and Parrots for hire for birthday (children or adult), bar/bat mitzvah, other parties, education demonstrations, business publicity, acting, or events. All proceeds go to support Melbourne Avian Rescue Sanctuary. Pirate has all the tools of the trade. Working flintlock demonstrations, if appropriate. Photos on request.

Monday January 22nd, 2018 - 4:46 am

Kosh be yelling, "Hey, Charley, I think this guy be a sheep in wolf's clothing!" ... See MoreSee Less

Kosh be yelling, Hey, Charley, I think this guy be a sheep in wolfs clothing!

 

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Ah good to see Red Legs up and running!

Saturday January 20th, 2018 - 5:30 am

Hello from Captain Red Legs, The Missus, Kosh, and Charley. We all be going to the Brevard County Renaissance Faire this weekend. We be looking forward to meeting everyone and we be giving out gold doubloons to people who be donating to Miss Lu's Home For Wayward Parrots (Melbourne Avian Rescue Sanctuary). Brave children and adults be getting to hold Kosh. He seems to be enjoying that. ... See MoreSee Less

Hello from Captain Red Legs, The Missus, Kosh, and Charley. We all be going to the Brevard County Renaissance Faire this weekend. We be looking forward to meeting everyone and we be giving out gold doubloons to people who be donating to Miss Lus Home For Wayward Parrots (Melbourne Avian Rescue Sanctuary). Brave children and adults be getting to hold Kosh. He seems to be enjoying that.

 

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How wonderful 🙂 Have a marvelous time, and keep up the good work 🙂

Love this picture!

Huzzah ☠️

See you there!

Friday January 19th, 2018 - 5:12 am

Kosh be saying, "Yes, Charley, Red Legs be superstitious about his earring. Some pirates believe that the earring be helping their vision or protecting their hearing. Other pirates believe it be preventing them from drowning. Red Legs be saying that he figures that if he be having one in his ear, the Missus won't try to put one through his nose." ... See MoreSee Less

Kosh be saying, Yes, Charley, Red Legs be superstitious about his earring. Some pirates believe that the earring be helping their vision or protecting their hearing. Other pirates believe it be preventing them from drowning. Red Legs be saying that he figures that if he be having one in his ear, the Missus wont try to put one through his nose.

Thursday January 18th, 2018 - 5:29 am

Kosh be saying, "Fame be a funny thing, Charley. Disney be having a ride called 'Pirates of the Caribbean' and they be making movies about them. The truth be told, that during the golden age, there be more pirates in the Mediterranean than in the Caribbean. I be asking Red Legs why this be the case. He be telling me that the Caribbean Brethren be having a better publicity department." ... See MoreSee Less

Kosh be saying, Fame be a funny thing, Charley. Disney be having a ride called Pirates of the Caribbean and they be making movies about them. The truth be told, that during the golden age, there be more pirates in the Mediterranean than in the Caribbean. I be asking Red Legs why this be the case. He be telling me that the Caribbean Brethren be having a better publicity department.

Wednesday January 17th, 2018 - 6:00 am

Kosh be saying, "I be thinking up toasts that Red Legs could be using for the next pirate get together. Tell me what ye think.
1) May we always dance the horn pipe and never the hemp jig.
2) So the day be long and we have naught but the sea. Why be so glum when Doctor Rum be waiting to cure ye.
3) If ye be bored then remember, time flies when yer having rum!
4) Do not worry about where we be going. All roads be leading to rum!
5) Sailor be telling stories, but Pirates be making legends. Let's drink to the legends we be making tomorrow!"
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Kosh be saying, I be thinking up toasts that Red Legs could be using for the next pirate get together. Tell me what ye think.
1) May we always dance the horn pipe and never the hemp jig.
2) So the day be long and we have naught but the sea. Why be so glum when Doctor Rum be waiting to cure ye.
3) If ye be bored then remember, time flies when yer having rum!
4) Do not worry about where we be going. All roads be leading to rum!
5) Sailor be telling stories, but Pirates be making legends. Lets drink to the legends we be making tomorrow!

 

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A hemp jig happens when someone be getting hung.

Huzzah, more rum

So don’t like😂

Tuesday January 16th, 2018 - 4:57 am

Kosh be teaching Charley. "Red Legs be telling me that being a pirate be about simplifying our life. 1) Anything we be getting as a pirate usually be illegal, so we not be worried about paying taxes. 2) We be living on a ship, so we don't be having a mortgage. 3) We always be having an adventure ahead of us or the Royal Navy behind us, so we never be getting bored. 4) All we ever be worried about be staying alive and running out of rum." ... See MoreSee Less

Kosh be teaching Charley. Red Legs be telling me that being a pirate be about simplifying our life. 1) Anything we be getting as a pirate usually be illegal, so we not be worried about paying taxes. 2) We be living on a ship, so we dont be having a mortgage. 3) We always be having an adventure ahead of us or the Royal Navy behind us, so we never be getting bored. 4) All we ever be worried about be staying alive and running out of rum.

 

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I love these birds.💜

Monday January 15th, 2018 - 4:41 am

Kosh be saying, "It be getting tough to watch daytime Tee Vee, Charley. First, the Missus stopped me from watching Maury Povich and Jerry Springer. I can be understanding that, because they be discussing adult topics and using words that she don't be wanting me to be picking up. Now this be getting out of hand... she be keeping me from watching the news! What could it be that she don't be wanting me to pick up, that I wouldn't be hearing around pirates?" ... See MoreSee Less

Kosh be saying, It be getting tough to watch daytime Tee Vee, Charley. First, the Missus stopped me from watching Maury Povich and Jerry Springer. I can be understanding that, because they be discussing adult topics and using words that she dont be wanting me to be picking up. Now this be getting out of hand... she be keeping me from watching the news! What could it be that she dont be wanting me to pick up, that I wouldnt be hearing around pirates?

Sunday January 14th, 2018 - 5:45 am

Kosh and me be hitting the pub for the evening we wish to be thanking all the powder monkeys and grown ups that be turning out to visit us in Tampa. We be having a good time even if it be a bit cold and we be raising money for Miss Lu's Home for Wayward Parrots. We be looking forward to seeing everyone in Brevard county at the Renaissance Faire for the next 3 weekends. Kosh and Charley will be here tomorrow to discuss the strange ways of the human critters, pirates, politics, and such. ... See MoreSee Less

Kosh and me be hitting the pub for the evening we wish to be thanking all the powder monkeys and grown ups that be turning out to visit us in Tampa. We be having a good time even if it be a bit cold and we be raising money for Miss Lus Home for Wayward Parrots. We be looking forward to seeing everyone in Brevard county at the Renaissance Faire for the next 3 weekends. Kosh and Charley will be here tomorrow to discuss the strange ways of the human critters, pirates, politics, and such.

 

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It was awesome seeing you both!!! The kids were sooooo cool to watch and Kosh is such a good boy!!!! See you at Brevard!!!

Saturday January 13th, 2018 - 5:53 am

Red Legs and Kosh will be taking no prisoners at the Gasparilla Block Party in Hyde Park Village in Tampa today from 11 to 2 today. Looking forward to meeting all our brethren from the other coast. ... See MoreSee Less

Red Legs and Kosh will be taking no prisoners at the Gasparilla Block Party in Hyde Park Village in Tampa today from 11 to 2 today. Looking forward to meeting all our brethren from the other coast.

 

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Can't wait to see ya!!!!

Have a blast! This is a awsome pic for the calander.

Friday January 12th, 2018 - 4:40 am

Kosh's famous last words: "What kind of trouble could it be getting us into, Charley? All that talk about how tough bikers are just be hype. Just because that guy has a jacket with a skull and wings on it, don't be meaning nothing. I'll bet we can be getting away with his girlfriend's purse, before they even be knowing that it be gone." ... See MoreSee Less

Koshs famous last words: What kind of trouble could it be getting us into, Charley? All that talk about how tough bikers are just be hype. Just because that guy has a jacket with a skull and wings on it, dont be meaning nothing. Ill bet we can  be getting away with his girlfriends purse, before they even be knowing that it be gone.

Thursday January 11th, 2018 - 5:11 am

Kosh be saying, "Grog be getting its name from English Admiral Edward Vernon. He be wearing a heavy cloak made of grogram, so his crew be calling him 'Old Grog'. It be common in those days to mix alcohol with water, since most water be having bad germs. Rum be a cheap source of alcohol, but early rum didn't taste as good as Code Rum does today. So they could be drinking it, sailors be mixing it with stuff. The British be using limes and sugar, since these be handy. They be given limes to prevent scurvy, which be why the British be called limeys. Vernon be making extra money, by selling other mixers to his crew. This be a good example of how the British be 'sticking it' to their crews and it be one of the reasons many crew members deserted to become pirates." ... See MoreSee Less

Kosh be saying, Grog be getting its name from English Admiral Edward Vernon. He be wearing a heavy cloak made of grogram, so his crew be calling him Old Grog. It be common in those days to mix alcohol with water, since most water be having bad germs. Rum be a cheap source of alcohol, but early rum didnt taste as good as Code Rum does today. So they could be drinking it, sailors be mixing it with stuff. The British be using limes and sugar, since these be handy. They be given limes to prevent scurvy, which be why the British be called limeys. Vernon be making extra money, by selling other mixers to his crew. This be a good example of how the British be sticking it to their crews and it be one of the reasons many crew members deserted to become pirates.

Wednesday January 10th, 2018 - 8:14 am

Kosh be explaining successful pirating to Charley. "There be many things ye need to know as a pirate --- how to sail a ship, how to fight, when to attack, and when to fall back. One thing that often be over looked by successful pirates be demonstrated by Christopher Myngs. He be famous for raiding Spanish ships and making off with their gold. The Spanish be complaining to the British about this, but the British be refusing to do anything about it. What the Spanish didn't be knowing was that Myngs be splitting his loot with the British. In fact the British be putting him in charge of a fleet. The moral of the story be that the politicians be tolerating pirates, as long as they be getting a share of the booty." ... See MoreSee Less

Kosh be explaining successful pirating to Charley. There be many things ye need to know as a pirate --- how to sail a ship, how to fight, when to attack, and when to fall back. One thing that often be over looked by successful pirates be demonstrated by Christopher Myngs. He be famous for raiding Spanish ships and making off with their gold. The Spanish be complaining to the British about this, but the British be refusing to do anything about it. What the Spanish didnt be knowing was that Myngs be splitting his loot with the British. In fact the British be putting him in charge of a fleet. The moral of the story be that the politicians be tolerating pirates, as long as they be getting a share of the booty.

 

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So very true....

Still true today!

Tuesday January 9th, 2018 - 5:05 am

Kosh be saying, "So I be trying to sell this Tee Vee producer on a new reality series. I be calling it 'The World's Dumbest Pirates'. We'd get to be seeing pirates being caught red handed and trying to cover their tracks with dumb statements. The producer be telling me that this has already been done. They be calling it 'The Nightly News'." ... See MoreSee Less

Kosh be saying, So I be trying to sell this Tee Vee producer on a new reality series. I be calling it The Worlds Dumbest Pirates. Wed get to be seeing pirates being caught red handed and trying to cover their tracks with dumb statements. The producer be telling me that this has already been done. They be calling it The Nightly News.
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Monday January 8th, 2018 - 5:12 am

Kosh be saying, "Aye, ladies, there be enough of me to ge going around, but I be not sure about 'Frozen' or yer dumb snowman sidekick." ... See MoreSee Less

Kosh be saying, Aye, ladies, there be enough of me to ge going around, but I be not sure about Frozen or yer dumb snowman sidekick.Image attachment

Sunday January 7th, 2018 - 4:47 am

Capt'n Red Legs and Kosh be helping Panama Pearl to plunder the Sears Town Mall in Titusville today. Hope to be seeing ye there! ... See MoreSee Less

Captn Red Legs and Kosh be helping Panama Pearl to plunder the Sears Town Mall in Titusville today. Hope to be seeing ye there!

Saturday January 6th, 2018 - 5:30 am

Kosh be saying, "The English language be confusing, Charley. That be true. Ye know that deer season, duck season, rabbit season, and quail season be meaning that ye can hunt those critters. On the other hand, no matter how much ye be having the urge, under no circumstances are ye allowed to be shooting tourist during tourist season. The good news be that ye are allowed to separate them from their money. I think we be trying the treasure map hustle today." ... See MoreSee Less

Kosh be saying, The English language be confusing, Charley. That be true. Ye know that deer season, duck season, rabbit season, and quail season be meaning that ye can hunt those critters. On the other hand, no matter how much ye be having the urge, under no circumstances are ye allowed to be shooting tourist during tourist season. The good news be that ye are allowed to separate them from their money. I think we be trying the treasure map hustle today.

Friday January 5th, 2018 - 4:43 am

Charley be saying, "I be hearing that the Attorney General be threatening to start enforcing anti-loco weed laws. I be talking to that gull, Freaky Pete, who just flew in from California. He be saying that Disney be behind this, since legal weed could prevent them from claiming to be the happiest place on earth." ... See MoreSee Less

Charley be saying, I be hearing that the Attorney General be threatening to start enforcing anti-loco weed laws. I be talking to that gull, Freaky Pete, who just flew in from California. He be saying that Disney be behind this, since legal weed could prevent them from claiming to be the happiest place on earth.

Thursday January 4th, 2018 - 4:53 am

Kosh be saying, "It be horrible, Charley. Blackbeard's first mate, Black Caesar, be writing a 'tell all' book. It be telling the unvarnished truth about one of the greatest pirates of all time. This really be hurting, Charley. The book be claiming that the scourge of the seven seas be giving all his booty to the poor and that he never mistreated anyone. How can I go on, learning that me idol actually be a nice guy?" ... See MoreSee Less

Kosh be saying, It be horrible, Charley. Blackbeards first mate, Black Caesar, be writing a tell all book. It be telling the unvarnished truth about one of the greatest pirates of all time. This really be hurting, Charley. The book be claiming that the scourge of the seven seas be giving all his booty to the poor and that he never mistreated anyone. How can I go on, learning that me idol actually be a nice guy?

Wednesday January 3rd, 2018 - 5:22 am

Charley be saying, "Ye need to settle down about this tax cut thing, Kosh. 1) The withholding change only applies, if we be receiving a W-2 and Red Legs doesn't pay wages. 2) If we be getting booty, the correct tax form would be a 1099 as a contractor. 3) Red Legs Pirates Ventures be incorporated in the Bahamas, so any share of treasure be paid into an off shore account and we don't need to be worrying about American income tax. If ye think about things, pirate bookkeeping be where all the large corporations be learning their tricks." ... See MoreSee Less

Charley be saying, Ye need to settle down about this tax cut thing, Kosh. 1) The withholding change only applies, if we be receiving a W-2 and Red Legs doesnt pay wages. 2) If we be getting booty, the correct tax form would be a 1099 as a contractor. 3) Red Legs Pirates Ventures be incorporated in the Bahamas, so any share of treasure be paid into an off shore account and we dont need to be worrying about American income tax. If ye think about things, pirate bookkeeping be where all the large corporations be learning their tricks.

Tuesday January 2nd, 2018 - 4:18 am

Kosh be saying, "I be really upset by all the bad news on Tee Vee, so I be talking to Red Legs about it. He be saying, 'If the news on the Tee Vee be upsetting ye, turn off the Tee Vee.' Charley, if I be doing that, how will I be knowing if I be getting famous?" ... See MoreSee Less

Kosh be saying, I be really upset by all the bad news on Tee Vee, so I be talking to Red Legs about it. He be saying, If the news on the Tee Vee be upsetting ye, turn off the Tee Vee. Charley, if I be doing that, how will I be knowing if I be getting famous?
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