Melbourne Beach, Florida, USA 321-427-4872
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Experienced Pirate Captain and Parrots for hire for birthday (children or adult), bar/bat mitzvah, other parties, education demonstrations, business publicity, acting, or events. All proceeds go to support Melbourne Avian Rescue Sanctuary. Pirate has all the tools of the trade. Working flintlock demonstrations, if appropriate. Photos on request.

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Tuesday August 18th, 2020 - 6:09 am

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Saturday July 4th, 2020 - 6:59 am

Hello Red Legs, Hope you like this post from our MARS page on Facebook. Janey took the pic while just playin around with Cuddles and it turned out soooo cute we decided to boost it a bit for further viewingNever ever call a bird a bird-brain. Even birds know how to social distance and wear a mask when it is necessary to do so to keep the flock safe. No MANDATE issued for our state of Florida,( personally I wish there were one in place). Just please everyone use your smart social responsibility in this time of Covid. ... See MoreSee Less

Hello Red Legs, Hope you like this post from our MARS page on Facebook. Janey took the pic while just playin around with Cuddles and it turned out soooo cute we decided to boost it a bit for further viewing

Sunday February 2nd, 2020 - 9:23 am

Kosh be saying. I think ye missed, if ye trying to reach Mars. Ye didn’t make it, but I work for MARS , so mayhap I can help. ... See MoreSee Less

Kosh be saying.  I think ye missed, if ye trying to reach Mars. Ye didn’t make it, but I work for MARS , so mayhap I can help.

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Oh Kosh what are ye into now, Space Pirates ain't the new Space Force🦜

Red Legs Greaves is at Pelican Beach Park.
Red Legs Greaves

Monday January 27th, 2020 - 10:19 am

Kosh be saying, “It be education day at the Fair, Cee Jay. Watch out for those kids, grade schoolers can be real sneaky!” ... See MoreSee Less

Kosh be saying, “It be education day at the Fair, Cee Jay. Watch out for those kids, grade schoolers can be real sneaky!”

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My favorite day, I hate to miss it🦜✌

Monday January 13th, 2020 - 10:49 am

Kosh be taking over the Brevard County Renaissance Fair. Here he be riding the dragon. ... See MoreSee Less

Kosh be taking over the Brevard County Renaissance Fair. Here he be riding the dragon.

Monday October 14th, 2019 - 7:09 am

The good thing about our job, Jules, is that people don’t be needing much more in the way of a job description. Ye just say that ye be a pirate and everyone be knowing what to do. ... See MoreSee Less

The good thing about our job, Jules, is that people don’t be needing much more in the way of a job description. Ye just say that ye be a pirate and everyone be knowing what to do.
Red Legs Greaves is at Little Jims Marine At Little Jim's Bridge.
Red Legs Greaves

Sunday October 13th, 2019 - 7:42 am

Kosh and me be having a great time last evening at Little Jim's Bait and Tackle Shop in Ft. Pierce. Of course, I be having trouble keeping Kosh from running away with one of the comely wenches that be there. Alicia be throwing a great party. Huzzah! ... See MoreSee Less

Kosh and me be having a great time last evening at Little Jims Bait and Tackle Shop in Ft. Pierce. Of course, I be having trouble keeping Kosh from running away with one of the comely wenches that be there. Alicia be throwing a great party. Huzzah!

Saturday October 12th, 2019 - 5:52 am

Kosh be saying, "October be a really tough month, Jules. Red Legs and me be having a pirate birthday party tonight, a Comic Con event tomorrow, visiting foster children next week, a Satellite Beach Library Con on the 20th, and the big Flagler Beach Pirate Invasion, the 25th, 26th, and 27th. I don't know if I be glad we be having a lot of things to do or if I need to be filing a grievance with the Parrot Union about unpaid over time." ... See MoreSee Less

Kosh be saying, October be a really tough month, Jules. Red Legs and me be having a pirate birthday party tonight, a Comic Con event tomorrow, visiting foster children next week, a Satellite Beach Library Con on the 20th, and the big Flagler Beach Pirate Invasion, the 25th, 26th, and 27th. I dont know if I be glad we be having a lot of things to do or if I need to be filing a grievance with the Parrot Union about unpaid over time.

Friday October 11th, 2019 - 5:57 am

Jules be saying, "Kosh, if ye can't be remembering what ye did last night, then there be three possibilities.
1) Ye went out with Red Legs and be getting over whelmed by the rum fumes.
2) Ye be hitting the nuts too hard and ye need to be going to a nuts anonymous meeting.
So we check Red Legs and if he be sleeping it off. Then we be checking for nut shells around ye perch. If neither be true, we be left with only the worst possibility.
3) Ye life just be really boring and there was nothing worth remembering.
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Jules be saying, Kosh, if ye cant be remembering what ye did last night, then there be three possibilities.
1) Ye went out with Red Legs and be getting over whelmed by the rum fumes.
2) Ye be hitting the nuts too hard and ye need to be going to a nuts anonymous meeting.
So we check Red Legs and if he be sleeping it off. Then we be checking for nut shells around ye perch. If neither be true, we be left with only the worst possibility.
3) Ye life just be really boring and there was nothing worth remembering.

Comment on Facebook

That sounds exactly like my life!

Thursday October 10th, 2019 - 6:37 am

Jules be saying, "I be sorry, Kosh. When the Missus be asking what we could be getting rid of to make more room, I didn't think ye'd be minding getting rid of ye old issues of Playbird magazine. After all, ye still have the centerfolds. If ye hurry, ye might be getting there before the garbage truck." ... See MoreSee Less

Jules be saying, I be sorry, Kosh. When the Missus be asking what we could be getting rid of to make more room, I didnt think yed be minding getting rid of ye old issues of Playbird magazine. After all, ye still have the centerfolds. If ye hurry, ye might be getting there before the garbage truck.

Wednesday October 9th, 2019 - 6:07 am

Jules be saying, "That can't be true, Kosh. Gwen Stefani can't be living with Blake Shelton. Next you be telling me that Prince Harry be marrying a commoner!" ... See MoreSee Less

Jules be saying, That cant be true, Kosh. Gwen Stefani cant be living with Blake Shelton. Next you be telling me that Prince Harry be marrying a commoner!
Red Legs Greaves is at Pelican Beach Park.
Red Legs Greaves

Tuesday October 8th, 2019 - 5:59 am

Kosh be saying, "That girl be really cute, Jules, and I'd like to be impressing her. I be going down on the beach and I be asking her if she be finding the Congressional Medal of Honor that I be losing. Then ye be coming up behind me and be saying, 'Don't be worrying about it, Kosh. After all, ye have another one at home.'" ... See MoreSee Less

Kosh be saying, That girl be really cute, Jules, and Id like to be impressing her. I be going down on the beach and I be asking her if she be finding the Congressional Medal of Honor that I be losing. Then ye be coming up behind me and be saying, Dont be worrying about it, Kosh. After all, ye have another one at home.

Monday October 7th, 2019 - 5:44 am

Jules be saying, "I know ye be an old hand at this stuff, Kosh, but Red Legs orientation for new krewe members by eye opening for me. Everybody be getting one vote and it don't be mattering if ye be twice as big or twice as mad about something, ye still get only one vote. I especially be liking it when he be talking about the krewe's background and origin. The only race on board the ship be PIRATE!" ... See MoreSee Less

Jules be saying, I know ye be an old hand at this stuff, Kosh, but Red Legs orientation for new krewe members by eye opening for me. Everybody be getting one vote and it dont be mattering if ye be twice as big or twice as mad about something, ye still get only one vote. I especially be liking it when he be talking about the krewes background and origin. The only race on board the ship be PIRATE!
Red Legs Greaves is in Port Salerno, Florida.
Red Legs Greaves

Sunday October 6th, 2019 - 7:39 am

Kosh be saying , “Ye do be a lovely lass, but a monkey and a parrot be a bit much. I’d be dropping the simian as soon as possible. ... See MoreSee Less

Kosh be saying ,  “Ye do be a lovely lass, but a monkey and a parrot be a bit much. I’d be dropping the simian as soon as possible.

Saturday October 5th, 2019 - 5:39 am

Please be joining Kosh and me today at the Port Salerno Mermaid and Pirate Festival. ... See MoreSee Less

Please be joining Kosh and me today at the Port Salerno Mermaid and Pirate Festival.

Friday October 4th, 2019 - 6:38 am

Kosh be thinking, "It be real hard to get humans to be keeping the beach clean, if Mother Nature be messing it up herself. I be hating hurricane season!" ... See MoreSee Less

Kosh be thinking, It be real hard to get humans to be keeping the beach clean, if Mother Nature be messing it up herself. I be hating hurricane season!

Thursday October 3rd, 2019 - 4:24 am

The Port Salerno Pirate and Mermaid festival is this Saturday, October 5th from 11 a.m. till 9 p.m. Per the rules, I cannot leave before 9. Since the Missus is not going with me I need a helper to assist me. Someone to watch Kosh while I take a break to eat, etc. I will furnish a ride in my new pirate van, if needed. You will help raise funds for MARS and help me keep my sanity. No pay, but you will get a chance to take in the sights and probably sneak a dram of rum here and there. Please message me so we can work out details. ... See MoreSee Less

The Port Salerno Pirate and Mermaid festival is this Saturday, October 5th from 11 a.m. till 9 p.m. Per the rules, I cannot leave before 9. Since the Missus is not going with me I need a helper to assist me. Someone to watch Kosh while I take a break to eat, etc. I will furnish a ride in my new pirate van, if needed. You will help raise funds for MARS and help me keep my sanity. No pay, but you will get a chance to take in the sights and probably sneak a dram of rum here and there. Please message me so we can work out details.

Business Name

Melbourne Avian Rescue Sanctuary

Phone Number 321-427-4872
Website Link Visit Link Here
Krewes or Affilations

Brethren of the Space Coast

Certifications ~ Awards ~ Recognition

Order of the Black Flag

Primary Contact

David Colston
748 Poinsetta Dr.
Satellite Beach, FL 32937

Fluent Languages
Pyrate
Spanish
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Capt'n Red Legs Greaves

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Country United States of America
State/Province Florida
distance: 133 Miles
Address Melbourne Beach, Florida, USA
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