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From the flatlands of Lincolnshire come the pointless, and often futile, tales of two shipmates forlorn mission to sample and rate as many Spiced Rums as they can lay their hands on. With the help of their wenches and crew they regularly drain bottles and comment on them in the vain belief that somebody else out there gives a damn.
As if this wasn’t excitement enough there are infrequent and unreliable round-ups of the latest prices of Spiced Rum in the supermarkets coupled with lots of pictures they plunder from other pages.
Why not visit the Facebook page and give them a “Like”. You can always retract it later.
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Saturday August 1st, 2020 - 1:14 am

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Chris Dossett🤣

Saturday July 25th, 2020 - 2:20 pm

Avast behind!

We finally managed to get together for World Rum Day a couple of weeks ago. And in an effort to catch up attempted to sample FOUR new bottles on the night. So you can expect a new video very soon.... 🏴‍☠️☠️🏴‍☠️ #pirates #spicedrum #spicedrumreview #rumreview
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Avast behind! 

We finally managed to get together for World Rum Day a couple of weeks ago. And in an effort to catch up attempted to sample FOUR new bottles on the night. So you can expect a new video very soon.... 🏴‍☠️☠️🏴‍☠️ #pirates #spicedrum #spicedrumreview #rumreview

Saturday July 11th, 2020 - 4:56 am

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Friday July 10th, 2020 - 2:53 pm

Avast behind! We are ready for world rum day.
With the very minimum of new bottles tasted during the lockdown we have some catching up to do. There’s four here we haven’t tried before. Wish us luck. ☠️
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Avast behind! We are ready for world rum day. 
With the very minimum of new bottles tasted during the lockdown we have some catching up to do. There’s four here we haven’t tried before. Wish us luck. ☠️

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The forecast for muddle through it Monday is looking tough after this wkends plans 👀lol

Just received my Peaky Blinders delivery 3 bottles 45 quid result

Enjoy guys let us all know how thay are x

Monday June 29th, 2020 - 3:19 pm

Avast behind! It’s about time we got back to business. This seems as good a reason as any 🏴‍☠️☠️🏴‍☠️ ... See MoreSee Less

Avast behind! It’s about time we got back to business. This seems as good a reason as any 🏴‍☠️☠️🏴‍☠️

Sunday June 21st, 2020 - 3:56 pm

Hello fellas, Q for the Rum experts: Have you tried this ? It comes recommended. ... See MoreSee Less

Hello fellas, Q for the Rum experts: Have you tried this ? It comes recommended.

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I love it a very nice drop both spice and just rum x

Wednesday June 17th, 2020 - 7:19 am

If this sells I’ll be selling mine too! 😂 ... See MoreSee Less

If this sells I’ll be selling mine too! 😂

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Let me know and I sell Liam lol

Tuesday June 16th, 2020 - 5:47 am

FLASH SALE TODAY - ONLY - £20.96
Father’s Day Special - £5 off normal price.
BUY HERE
www.masterofmalt.com/search/#search=Cloven%2520hoof%2520rum&page=1&sort=_score&direction=desc
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Tuesday June 16th, 2020 - 12:35 am

NEW BOTTLE - BETTER TASTE!

Sinners, we are pleased to announce that we are raising our game by improving the Cloven Hoof bottle, creating a wicked new label, and making the rum even smoother by adding some 8 year old nectar! This means that the original Hoof bottle will be out of stock within weeks. So if you want a piece of rock & rum history you’d best go buy the last few hundred bottles out there! The new pack will be launched mid-July. Original shown below.
SIN HERE:
www.masterofmalt.com/rum/cloven-hoof/cloven-hoof-spiced-rum/
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Friday June 12th, 2020 - 5:57 am

NEW BOTTLE - BETTER TASTE!

Sinners, we are pleased to announce that we are raising our game by improving the Cloven Hoof bottle, creating a wicked new label, and making the rum even smoother by adding some 8 year old nectar! This means that the original Hoof bottle will be out of stock within weeks. So if you want a piece of rock & rum history you’d best go buy the last few hundred bottles out there! The new pack will be launched mid-July. Original shown below.
SIN HERE:
www.masterofmalt.com/rum/cloven-hoof/cloven-hoof-spiced-rum/
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Sunday May 31st, 2020 - 3:56 am

Happy birthday to our Cocktail Queen! ... See MoreSee Less

Happy birthday to our Cocktail Queen!

Monday May 25th, 2020 - 8:17 am

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Christopher Whitehead airstream. If you were a pirate Pete Birtles😁😁

Sunday May 24th, 2020 - 4:15 am

Easy Ginger Hoof serve ... See MoreSee Less

Easy Ginger Hoof serve

Tuesday May 5th, 2020 - 12:26 am

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Sunday April 19th, 2020 - 2:11 am

Updated scores. 102 bottles tasted. 🏴‍☠️☠️🏴‍☠️ ... See MoreSee Less

Friday April 17th, 2020 - 1:34 pm

Avast behind!
If you thought there would be an absence of taste test videos from us due to the complete absence of pointless social gathering , then you have underestimated us shipmates.
Here is the (heavily edited) video from our first Lockdown Rum Night! Quite an achievement considering the combined complete lack of technical knowledge involved.
In it we have attempted to review Captain Morgan’s Tiki and Two Swallows Orange & Ginger. It begins as an appalling mess and quickly deteriorates from there. Once we added feeds from the crew it rapidly became both inaudible and unwatchable. So, quite similar to our usual videos.
But let’s face it, you’ve nothing else to do have you? So watch it! 🏴‍☠️☠️🏴‍☠️

youtu.be/dz3gFCUFglU
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You only need one swallow for a Cloven Hoof!

We just watched!

🙌🙌🙌

Wednesday April 15th, 2020 - 9:12 am

Coming soon!
Our first Lockdown Rum Night video.
In it we attempt to review Captain Morgan’s Tiki* AND Two Swallows Orange & Ginger. This was an ambitious undertaking considering our complete lack of technical knowledge, and the results bear this out. Watch this space!
*Morgans Tiki has since been declared inadmissible for scoring as nobody on the night noticed that it does not have the word “Spiced” anywhere on the label. 🏴‍☠️☠️🏴‍☠️
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Coming soon! 
Our first Lockdown Rum Night video. 
In it we attempt to review Captain Morgan’s Tiki* AND Two Swallows Orange & Ginger. This was an ambitious undertaking considering our complete lack of technical knowledge, and the results bear this out. Watch this space!
*Morgans Tiki has since been declared inadmissible for scoring as nobody on the night noticed that it does not have the word “Spiced” anywhere on the label. 🏴‍☠️☠️🏴‍☠️

Wednesday April 15th, 2020 - 1:48 am

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Like what bruv lolx

Friday April 10th, 2020 - 3:30 am

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