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From the flatlands of Lincolnshire come the pointless, and often futile, tales of two shipmates forlorn mission to sample and rate as many Spiced Rums as they can lay their hands on. With the help of their wenches and crew they regularly drain bottles and comment on them in the vain belief that somebody else out there gives a damn.
As if this wasn't excitement enough there are infrequent and unreliable round-ups of the latest prices of Spiced Rum in the supermarkets coupled with lots of pictures they plunder from other pages.
Why not visit the Facebook page and give them a "Like". You can always retract it later.

Friday December 7th, 2018 - 3:07 pm

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Tuesday November 27th, 2018 - 8:57 am

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Friday November 23rd, 2018 - 6:28 pm

AVAST BEHIND! Here it be ya dogs. Our latest Taste Test video episode thing. This time we had a go at Thomas G Hurst’s latest creation, Pineapple Grenade (65%). Was it a winner? Or a total dogs dinner? You’ll have to watch to find out (but the bottle was empty by score time). This episode is dedicated to moist Zoé Hayward who was chosen at random during the filming and wins absolutely nothing.
We even managed to cut most of Captain Bobs profanities from this one. But not all. Parental discretion required as usual. Enjoy the show ☠️
youtu.be/jwnZQC6YncISomewhere in amongst the nonsense you will find our review of Thomas G Hurst’s Pineapple Grenade overproof Spiced Rum. We were joined by our faithful skeleto...
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🔝🔝🔝🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍 Keepup the good work u lot☠️☠️☠️☠️

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Flatland Hillbilly Pirates Spiced Rum Appreciation Society added 15 new photos — with Dave Brinkley and Samantha Dossett.
Flatland Hillbilly Pirates Spiced Rum Appreciation Society

Wednesday November 21st, 2018 - 2:59 pm

AVAST BEHIND! In a couple of days we shall be presenting our latest taste test video for y’all. We had a go at Thomas G Hurst’s Pineapple Grenade we did! We’re not giving away our verdicts on this new arrival in the port of Spiced Rum just yet, you’ll have to endure, sorry, enjoy the video for that, but in the meantime here’s a few screenshots to whet your appetites.
It’s a serious business you know ☠️
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Sunday November 18th, 2018 - 12:14 am

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Thursday November 8th, 2018 - 1:59 pm

Arrrrrrrrr pass the 350 mark Bruv ☠ ... See MoreSee Less

Sunday November 4th, 2018 - 3:03 pm

The dust has settled on a rather fine Rum Night in the Flatlands. You’ll have to wait until the video for our verdict on Thomas G Hurst’s latest creation, Pineapple Grenade, but we can tell you that we thoroughly recommend you get hold of a bottle and try it! ☠️ ... See MoreSee Less

 

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Back on Amazon gents 🤘😎🍍💣💥 https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B07J5PY3NW

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Saturday November 3rd, 2018 - 7:09 pm

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Saturday November 3rd, 2018 - 6:01 pm

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Saturday November 3rd, 2018 - 2:52 pm

Rum Night Rum Night Rum Night!
We’re about an hour away from cracking this little beauty open! ☠️
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Rum Night Rum Night Rum Night!
We’re about an hour away from cracking this little beauty open! ☠️

 

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Have a good one 🤘😎🖤🧡

It's awesome guys, enjoy!

Friday November 2nd, 2018 - 8:51 am

Counting down the hours until we can get started on our 90th new bottle testing ☠️ ... See MoreSee Less

Counting down the hours until we can get started on our 90th new bottle testing ☠️

 

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Can't wait Bruv arrrrrrrrr ☠

Please let us know what you think 👍

We need to send you a bottle of our Over Hoof 66.6%, want one?

That’s a real grenade ....

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Tuesday October 30th, 2018 - 5:53 pm

Avast behind! Here’s the latest taste test video from your favourite internet pirate rum reviewers from flat areas.
This time it’s Drury 173 or something, and we liberated our bottle from the isle of Sainsbury’s would you believe?
Apologies for the length of this one. This is due to many factors including a mutiny from the off, an extended and unruly crew and certain participants over-playing their parts!
Parental discretion is essential as usual.
Enjoy the show ☠️
youtu.be/kE6hbCGquFoApologies shipmates but this one is a bit of an endurance test for ya. It’s due to a number of factors. These include a mutiny from the off, the corkgate sca...
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Friday October 19th, 2018 - 2:24 pm

Join us in the fight against plastic pollution with our brand new, limited edition Kraken Rum Salvage Bottle - on sale now! With £1 from each sale donated to marine conservation charity Surfers Against Sewage, we’re working together to help protect oceans, beaches and wildlife. Grab one via Amazon before they’re gone! https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B017UEM4FM #ReleaseTheKraken ... See MoreSee Less

Sunday September 30th, 2018 - 11:56 am

Avast behind! As promised here is yet another taste test video. No ordinary one this though. This is probably the worst video we have ever made. Somewhere in amongst the carnage there is an attempt to review Admiral Nelson’s Spiced Rum (35%), but it’s hard to spot. All we can do is apologise and promise to try harder next time. Sorry.
Parental discretion required as usual. ☠️
youtu.be/NKyF-Z_HPRMWithout a doubt the worst video we have ever made. A total shambles from start to finish. Somewhere in amongst the carnage there is an attempt to review Admi...
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Saturday September 29th, 2018 - 10:34 am

Avast behind! Sorry to say that in an attempt to free up some space for a new video shoot tonight we have two new videos for you this weekend. This one was filmed at our 7th Annual Barbecue and Rum Vanishing event in July. It features a tasting of Worlds End Tiki Spiced (40%), and, amongst other nonsense, a pirate dog. Enjoy the show. Parental discretion required as always.
The second video will be posted here tomorrow although it is already on our YouTube channel. ☠️
youtu.be/Y8mOjoxUzsoFilmed at the FHP Annual Barbecue & Rum Vanishing 2018.
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You two get worse lol.

Saturday September 22nd, 2018 - 7:58 am

Avast behind! We’re rapidly catching up with the summers videos now. This latest episode features our testing of Over Hoof
spiced. At 66.6% ABV it’s a good job it came in a half litre bottle. How did it fare with the crew? Would Bob mis-score it like he did the original? Will raising The Hoof bring down the pirates? Watch and find out. Parental discretion required as usual. Enjoy the show ☠️
youtu.be/NbkOp_Um1ngAfter Captain Crazy Bob mis-scored Cloven Hoof last year we got hold of one of the limited edition bottles of its higher percentage stablemate. Would Bob mak...
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RAISE THE HOOF YOU DIRTY BASTARDS 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

Wednesday September 19th, 2018 - 2:07 pm

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