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International Talk Like a Pirate Day is celebrated the world over in almost every country on the Planet.  While not a National Holiday this event is widely celebrated throughout the cities and towns of America and Europe.  The Facebook group boast over 13,000 members and this phenomenon just keeps growing every year - on September 19th 

"John, I was editing this week's Dave Barry column and it's about ... Is this you?"

It was. The nationally syndicated columnist and Pulitzer Prize winning writer of "distinguished commentary" (the Pulitzer committee's description, not his own) became convinced of the great potential of such a holiday. Or maybe he had run out of fresh column ideas and didn't want to do another one on toilet training his infant daughter. Either way, he had written the column.

And hell broke loose. Go to Talk Like a Pirate.com for more information

Official International Talk Like a Pirate Day Facebook Page Feed:

Monday December 25th, 2017 - 1:10 am

And now, to celebrate the holiday, here is "The Night Before Christmas Aboard the Festering Bail, as written by Cap'n Slappy for "The Curacao Caper."

The Festering Boil is the pirate ship commanded by Cap'n Slappy and Ol' Chumbucket in a series of stories that appeared in their blog. The fifth story, "The Curacao Caper," begins at Christmas, with the crew of the Boil in a low state, having just barely escaped the clutches of their sworn enemy, Lady Fanny, and defeated her plot to take over the world. To lift their spirits, crew member (and shop steward) Cementhands McCormack regales them with his version of the classic holiday poem.

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the ship
There was nothing to munch on – not even a chip.
The flagons were empty.
The rum was all gone.
All pirates were sober and would be till dawn.

(The crew moaned on cue – in keeping with tradition.)

With the crew in their hammocks I’d long hit the sack
For the watchmen were watchful, there’d be no attack.
When down on the wharf there arose such a ruckus
That I fell from my bunk on my back and my tuchus.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear
But Cementhands McCormack and four kegs of beer!

(The crew cheered on cue – in keeping with tradition.)

His nosey was rosey from having been drunk
But a selfish man, never – of us he had thunk.
He’d gambled with locals who weren’t that clever
“Such patsies!” he said, “I could pick them forever.”
Doubloons were still spilling from his big britches pockets.
“They gambled their watches, their bracelets and lockets!”
But then he had thoughts of his mates on the boat.
“What good are my winnings? To whom can I gloat?”
And then he remembered there was naught to drink
And this made him thoughtful – the big man would think.
“Well, it’s Christmas” he thought, “And there’s nothing to do –
Should I blow it on harlots? Nah – BOOZE FOR THE CREW!”

(In keeping with tradition, the crew recites the phrase, “BOOZE FOR THE CREW” with Ol’ Chumbucket followed by traditional raucous cheering)

So the big man bought kegs, he bought bottles, a flagon.
And he piled them up high in a little red wagon
That he dragged cross the cobblestone streets of the town
Some bottles fell off and the flagon fell down
But he grabbed the last bottle, in his pants he did tuck it.
“This one’s for the captain – and his pal, Chumbucket!”
What joy there arose when he finally arrived
For the lack of the drink made the crew feel deprived
Now they toasted and boasted, they guzzled and swilled
Had the wagon been bigger, they would have been killed
By alcohol poisoning – no doubt about it
But it wouldn’t be piratey Christmas without it.
And the big man, he bellowed before he got plastered,

“MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL OF YOU PIRATEY BASTARDS!”
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Happy Christmas. Hope Santa brought you some swashes to buckle.

Rebecca Adams Trudy Tallaus Colleen Mackie Happy Piratemas

Aaaaargh...Merry Christmas Mateys!!!!!

We be hopin' ye be havin' a Merry Christmas, all ye scalawags

M-aaaaarh-y Christmas!

In keeping with tradition - I say well done, matey!

Andrew Dellenbach thought of you immediately my “piratey bastard”. Love ya!

Ryan, Katy, Gretchen Maaarrrrryy Christmas

Merry Christmas me piratey mates.

Aaaaaarrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, matey's.

Sandy Boswell just for you. Xxx

Mad Martini Mack geee argh

Johnny, Russ 😆😆😆

Bron Spencer 😂

Fleur Oback

Sarah Rafferty

Matt Hosking

Patricia A. Holland Denton Holland

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Friday September 22nd, 2017 - 8:25 am

www.facebook.com/dennis.dixon.104418

Featured Pirate! This swashbuckler came to us by way o' ol' fashioned e-mail in a bottle. He lived it up on ITLAPD2017 and has earned his new moniker - "The Barefoot Pirate!"

Well done, mate!
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Ahoy thar! Tis’ be thee Barefoot Pirate here. Many thanks for this great honor yar be bestowin’ upon me. Arrrr!

Thursday September 21st, 2017 - 7:05 pm

Avast! We got this e-message in a bottle today from Dr. Kathleen Cornely of the Department of Chemistry and Biochemistry at Providence College.

"Just wanted to let you guys know that on Tuesday, I informed my biochemistry class that it was “Talk Like a Pirate Day” and that it was related to our class topic for the day! How? We were discussing the protein collagen. Collagen makes up connective tissue in bones, teeth, ligaments, muscle, tendons, etc. An important part of the biosynthetic process of collagen involves an enzyme, prolyl hydroxylase, which doesn’t work unless it has vitamin C! As I am sure that you know, many early pirates suffered from the disease scurvy (which produces weakened collagen, due to the lack of vitamin C)."

You know those wild and crazy biochemists! We want to go to the next faculty party, and that's a fact!
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Holy shit I thought this page had died...

But if they're emulating pirates, all they have to do is invade the next faculty party and steal their valuables

P-) Arrrrrrrr.

Take whatever you can, give nothing back! Rrrrrrr!

will Sheldon Cooper be there talking pirate? I'm in.

Thanks for showing up at my party!

Aaaar, those limey dawgz

#piratescience

Arrrrrrrrr!

Avast ye scurvy dog!

Denise, here's your cheer up story for today.

LOL - tagging Amy

Fiona Simpson

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Sunday September 17th, 2017 - 3:06 pm

Be sure to visit our web site: talklikeapirate.com for all manner of nonsense - and stuff! Yo Ho! ... See MoreSee Less

 

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From one of the many pirate books people have given us over the years...

Tomorrow is TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY 2017!!

hey guys ... i followed the link on your youtube page to lulu.com but couldn't find your book 'lil pirates abcs' there. Searched other book sites too and ebay; no luck.

Kathy, here is the facebook page mate!

Thinking of you today Karen Holloway, on this your very own special day AAAARGHHHH

The website is returning an ARRR-or: Resource Limit Is Reached

Arrrr!!!

Urrrrgghhh!

Almost here!!

Simon Domán, Jordan Grantham-Yhearm

Ben Matthews Rob Conachie

Izzy Dennis Louisa Dennis

Lo Humphrey

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Sunday September 17th, 2017 - 2:58 pm

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Ayyye! Glad to see ya still chrpin' mate.

Cap'n Slappy! You look great!

Will we be seein' Cap'n Slappy at his favorite watering hole this year? Calapooia brewing, Albany, Or.?

Yar-harrrr! Esri mapping mateys have the madness too!

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Sunday September 17th, 2017 - 2:47 pm

Our mate, Tiger Lee and friends has posted some "How To" videos to help the fledgling pirate achieve full Pirattitude!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVJQCgVlzKMThis one of a two part series on How to Talk Like a Pirate, taught by real scallywags from PirateFashions.com. Covers greeting n replies, pirate verbiage, wo...
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I'm from Devon, UK so luckily I'm a natural pirate speaker 😂

Being a Texan, when we speak Pirate, it's kind of like - Ahoy Ya'll!

I changed my facebook language to English - Pirate so it helps a bit, mayhaps?

So this peg-legged pirate walks into a bar... 😀😀🤣

Ayyyyyeee!

Awesome!!

Dorothy Caylor-Griffiths

Cameron Gray

Rachel Pratt

Joshua Storella

Leonhard Reichenbacher Scott Bird

David Khoshpasand

Michelle Coronado

Leia Campbell

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Sunday September 17th, 2017 - 1:14 pm

Two days until International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Here's a trio from our video archives that might maybe help ye get in the mood.

I'm a Pirate (The youngster in this video is now a college student! Where does the time go?)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM1NUGlo2ww

Cap'n Slappy Gives Dating Tips
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nd8mpjkFt6I

Me hearties!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ghZZ-HFBOgCap'n Slappy, Ol' Chumbucket and Chumpail sing an original pirate ditty composed by Slappy himself
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Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day!!!!!!!!

My birthday is on September 19th. Love sharing this fun day! And love being woken up by my daughter speaking pirate to me.

Can not wait. Because is my birth day too.

Hopefully they will reset the Language option to Pirate - they did it a couple years ago, but not last year..and it was very funny

“Avast, ye landlubbers, I be weighing anchor and setting sail to see me hearties”

This explains so much...

Sharon Russell arrrrr ye scurvy dog where's yer buccaneers?

Why are pieces of eight called pieces of eight? They just arrrrr

Do what you want, 'cause a pirate is free, You are a pirate! Yar har, fiddle di dee, Being a pirate is all right with me, Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, You are a pirate! Yo Ho, ahoy and avast, Being a pirate is really badass! Hang the black flag at the end of the mast! You are a pirate! You are a pirate! - Yay! We've got us a map, (a map!) To lead us to a hidden box, That's all locked up with locks! (with locks!) And buried deep away! We'll dig up the box, (the box!) We know it's full of precious booty! Burst open the locks! And then we'll say hooray! Yar har, fiddle di dee, Being a pirate is all right with me! Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, You are a pirate! Yo Ho, ahoy and avast, Being a Pirate is really badass! Hang the black flag At the end of the mast! You are a pirate! Hahaha! We're sailing away (set sail!), Adventure awaits on every shore! We set sail and explore (ya-har!) And run and jump all day (Yay!) We float on our boat (the boat!) Until it's time to drop the anchor, Then hang up our coats (aye-aye!) Until we sail again! Yar har, fiddle di dee, Being a pirate is all right with me! Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, You are a pirate!

Great song fellas and good to see you've included your former young ship's mate this year!

Arrrrrr.......

I'm ready. Girlie ain't, so 'I's repelling boarders wi' me trusty (plastic) cutlass...

The biggest holiday of the year is coming!

AARRRRR! Can't wait ya scalliwage

Günther Gnosalla Das dürfen wir am Dienstag nicht vergessen! 😉

LOL, the 20th is my girl's birthday!!

Avast there, I be ready to celebrate the great holiday!

Hey! Where can I find your ringtones? I got them from old page, but don't see it anywhere on new one. You know "Your phone is ringing".

I'm aaarrgheady

Oh yeah two days till Mark's bday.

Brian Little although I'm sure that you are well aware that this is rapidly approaching....arrrr!

One day here

Sept 19th

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Thursday September 14th, 2017 - 11:03 am

Well THAT'S disappointing! Krispy Kreme Doughnuts has decided NOT to take part in Talk Like a Pirate Day this year.

No doughnuts! At least, the corporation isn't playing, though individual stores might. But all is not lost.

For the last four years if you dressed like a pirate and walked into a Krispy Kreme on Sept. 19 they gave you – free – a dozen glazed doughnuts.

Not this year. They're not doing the promotion this year.

Are we gonna let those corporate cruller cooks put a hole in our holiday fun! Hell no!

I'm not telling you NOT to deck yerself out in your finest pirate togs on Tuesday and go to your nearby Krispy Kreme. Just remember that they probably won't give you a free dozen doughnuts for your trouble – though we pirates can be fairly persuasive. But I plan to go in anyway – in full regalia, to show them what they're missing. If you do too, you'll get a chance to express your indignation – nay, your outrage! – that they've gone over the side and left us in the lurch!

But wait! All is not completely lost. Our friends at Long John Silvers (at least they still love us) have upped the ante.

This year they are NOT offering a free piece of fish for those who come in dressed like a pirate. Oh no! They're offering a bar of gold!

Not gold gold, of course. Don't be silly. But this Sept. 19 they're giving away, free, their new Deep Fried Twinkie!

That's sort of like a bar of gold, if you turn your head a little and squint your eyes.
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You can still go to Krispy Kreme and scarf down a dozen glazed doughnuts. You know what you get? Diabetes. Argh, you get diabetes.

Don't go to Krispy Kreme at all. Put on your pirate clothes, and go to the closest local doughnut shop you can find.

Arrrr what self respecting pirate eats Krispy Creme donuts? They should be scoffing Cornish Pasties and quaffing cider by the gallon. AHARRRR! (Penzance is just down the road...)

Every year I look forward to free donuts and fish, which results in lovely diarrhea! It is my Birthday as well! Now, what pillaging and plundering be left? Is this the end of the Golden Age of Piracy? At least my cutlass is sharp...me thinks someone needs to walk the plank!!!

KK in Australia is still on board. Though they've cut the booty down to only 4 doughnuts this year. :/

... i got free donuts the last two yrs from krispy kremes 😢... i don't think this long john thing is even here in australia 😂

No loss. Krispy Kreme are sad travesties of doughnuts. Australia is well sorted for mobile doughnut vans, and I daresay very few would bat an eyelid at piratical garb. Hint: Keep those hangers, dirks and cutlasses politely sheathed, mateys.

To be fair, the areas in which Krispy Kreme mostly ply its trade took a big hit over the past month with Irma, Harvey, and so on. And maybe they don't have the capital to fix everything up and provide a little fun. Just a thought, dressing up like a pirate is fun though.

They will give you free doughnuts if you go in and say Argh mate gives me a dozen doughnuts 🍩 or I'll run ye threw with me sword. 😄

I'll still have the pirate theme for me birthday party, since the thieving so n so's absconded with my birthday!

Avast what a crew of misbegotten rouges. There was one really fun day each year and they have ruined it. May the corporate leadership of KK be cursed withe the fleas of 10,000 scurvy infested baboons

O'er at their FaceyBook they be rabbitin' on about a "full schedule o' events" as though any were so loved, so revered, so enjoyed as OUR day? It be more'n a body can take! This be why we drink! Ya ask me it be clearer'n sea glass that they've been taken over by the East India Company!

www.piratesontheprom.co.uk/gallery More pirates than you can shake a cudgel at here in Penzance, me hearties! The town keeps trying to break the record for 'Most pirates gathered in one place' but missed out this year by not very many.

Wow, and I was just about to write a blog post telling everyone to go to Krispy Kreme! I'm glad Long John's is still in, but I'd rather have fish than a Twinkie. 🙂

The only thing that sounds worse than a donut is a deep fried Twinkie. Walk the plank ye blubber bellied pirates. It's quicker. ARRRRRR!

Boycotting Krispy Kreme. My little grandchildren LIVED for this every year! They ate a donut, then donated the rest to their preschool class. BOO to Krispy Kreme - they'll be so disappointed!

Regardless of what people might think, it was fun and they did schill out a dz donuts for kids in costume so talk shit all you want they don't do that for trick or treaters

Bummer about Krispy Kreme 🙁 . Don't have a Long John Silvers here, but a fried Twinkie doesn't appeal to me anyway.

It's a bummer. Not the healthiest thing, but magical none the less-to see a child get their very own dozen doughnuts! We'll just do what we did before KK jumped on the bandwagon and celebrate without them!

I was seriously disappointed to hear this considering I would actually be near a krispy kreme for the first time this rolled around. But I will still go in full regalia to krispy kreme, my doctors appointments, and the like!

Arrr, scurvy bilge rats they be! But all the Krispy Kremes in our cove shipped out yearns ago- so we not be worried. Not doin' enough business they were.

ARRRRR! Happy Talk loike a Poirate day, shipmates! Today I be goin' to St Ives, which is near Penzaaance, but this yur bein Cornwall, we do all talk loike Pirates every day, see, so every day is TLAP day! Yay! (Pass me parrot, matie!)

Storm corporate headquarters and make them walk the plank out the boardroom window! AAArrrgggghhh!!!!

Yes, VERY disappointed with Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, but I already told them a while ago when I heard, that they were making a BIG mistake as every year TLAPD gets bigger and bigger. They mentioned TLAPD on the local Washington DC news today already. The really cute pics Krispy Kreme used to post afterwards were gRRRReat PRRRRRRR too! Their loss!! Going to Mutiny Pirate Bar & Island Grille tonight for their TLAPD celebration and dinner. One of the best pirate and tiki bars around and the food lives up to the drinks!!! 😍☠️⚔️🏝️🍵🍹❤️

Even sadder, they are a far cry from the fluffy, cloud-like confection they once were. I was very excited to spot a store then even more disappointed to discover the doughnuts were little, greasy things that were not a shadow of their former selves. Never did see a company destroy itself on success like KK!

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Thursday April 6th, 2017 - 9:45 am

This morning, I'll dance all over the deck of The Festering Boil like Belle in "Beauty and the Beast," singing about what dopes I work with.

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Speaking as one of your dopey co-workers, I look forward to your capering. - Ol' Chumbucket

Do you have a magic singing chamber pot? And what's its outlook on life?

And your co-workers will be doing exactly the same.

Just like to say cap'n slappy what a great find and tonic you are to the start of the day ! Being someone who often talks like a pirate for no apparent reason , other than because I can. My boyf asked if I knew of ITLAPD when we were in full swing of talking like a pirate. "You're kidding me " I said "I'm gonna google it". Well ! shiver me timbers you do exist. Well done and keep up the good work ⚓️

The Pirate Party HA!

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Friday March 24th, 2017 - 5:29 pm

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If the box be a can, And in the can be some Spam Then there be no need to fret. Because you ain't reached that date yet! Arrrrrrgggggg. I be a Pirate poet

Nar, gives it a wee taste, just ta be sure.

Ye can't arrrrrrrrbitrarily be throwin' rations overboard when the quality of a thing is beyond yer ken without havin' a look see first of the matter yerself! With the one good eye! Ye can't do it or mutiny will be afoot! (A peg, whateverrrr...)

If it tastes like playdough smells, it's probably not food ya ought to be eating..

So I help at the local food bank they say a year after the date on the package unless it's mayo then it was 3yrs after the date

Found a can of sage in the pantry the other day that's older than my oldest brother.

Are you sure? I thought it needed to fail the sniff test. What kind of guy hasn't squirmed on the floor in agony while explaining to his wife "see, it was fine". ?!?

Finally the one to work too.

Try it on the dog first.

Feed it to the cabin boy....arrrrr!

Only one way to know for sure!!!

So this should be ok then?!

Indeed, or is in Roman numerals!

Thanks Cap'n

LMAO too funny

Amy :p

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Friday March 3rd, 2017 - 9:00 am

Cap'n Slappy quote o' the day:

This is going to be a "flying unicorns farting rainbows that explode in a torrential downpour of rum from the sky on thirsty pirates below" kind o' day! Brace yerselves!
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Yarr, if only it would rain ye olde spiced rum from the sky. I'd take out me pots,pans,barrels and chumbuckets and collect the precious liquid booty.

Let's bottle it up and sell it to the landlubbers!

But... where has all the Rhum gone?!?

Charmaine Kember Tanay Rielly-Hare remember when dion would do this in class if he read from the textbook ?

We can only hope......

Why not play a Pirate board game while chasing those flying unicorns! www.kickstarter.com/projects/1637269442/the-pirate-republic-0/

Unicorn Butt™ Rum: good for what ails ye.

I thought that was last week. 😎

Where be the squall Cap'n, I'll adjust my heading to intercept!

We can certainly hope so!

So normal Vegas weekend.

Lucinda Brown - don't say you weren't warned!

I am so in Cap'n.

Consider me braced!

Better put on my rain gear! ☔️

Mandy this be right for ye to make your own, so it be!

Bronwyn Smith

Sherry Clark Marlatte

Amanda Kortz

Mark Peates

Greg Gutfeld arter be fancyin' this 'ere!

Morris Sherwood!!

Lol Samantha Gehrts capt slappy

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Thursday February 23rd, 2017 - 7:14 pm

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Oh my gawd Becky, look at the size of her booty. She be lookin like one of them Pirate captain's wenches.

Arrrrgggggg did ye say booty slamming???

You're so secure you obviously don't care HOW you look.

Old farmer sees woman bend over, mutters "Haven't seen a sight like that since I used a horse to pull the plow".

We put keelhauling in our pirate board game...love the post.

Ye wants ter be skinny? Put down the fork!

If you look at the facebook language setting, Pirate is an option.

Wha took ye so long?...bilge rats in steerage?

Arrrr 'tis bootiful ye looks this mornin, I 'ardly recognised ye

Look at the arrrrrrrrrrrrrse on that!

I think this covers both..

Not to mention the snide throwin' of passive - aggressive shade. Belay swabbies, Red - Handed Lil just told ye NOT to mention it!

Yer noggin really looks spiffin seen through a pint glass.

so mean!

Snide remarks work well too.....

Rach!!

Nicki Drab

Jennifer Martin Goodrich

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Sunday February 19th, 2017 - 12:51 pm

Cap'n Slappy quote of the day, "Sometimes I like to wear a squid on my head, like a hat. Then, I stride about the deck of The Festering Boil shouting, 'I'm Davey-freakin' Jones, dammit!' - invariably, one o' the crew will reply, - 'D'ya mean The Monkee?' - (sigh)" ... See MoreSee Less

 

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Were you and the lads boarding the last train to Clarksville on a pleasant valley Sunday, matey?

Arrrrrggggg. It be jokes like that which tork me peter!!!!!

Teachin' a young sailor the ways o the sea...

Made me laugh! Keep em coming for sure!!! We do need these quotes these days!

Keep them quotes coming, Cap'n. The world needs your wisdom as much as they need the most holiest of holidays you invented. My son and I have celebrated it since he was 2 months old. He's always liked pirate talk

Don't be daft, man, he's dead ...

The monkey's name is Jack.

Martin Smith, Michael Duke

Jeff Teuscher

Elizabeth Sissy Quebedeaux Duncan

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Thursday February 16th, 2017 - 8:19 am

Cap'n Slappy quote o' the day. "I will defend ye from cannon balls, sharks and scurvy - but not seagull poop. When it comes to shit falling like rain, ye're on yer own." (I suggest ye look into a disposable umbrella.) ... See MoreSee Less

 

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Is this, advice to reporters at a Trump press conference ?

DropBears! Be ye A'feared!

here on the horse ocean we don't have that problem, but thankee, Cap'n!

Never be afeard o'the blessings of a seagull 😉

I was walking with my boss one day near the Portland, Maine harbor and a gull did a direct hit on him, hard thing to keep a straight face and pretend you feel sorry for him, Take that you landlubber.

Never fear! Me tomato plant will take all ye can shovel

Arr arr arr! That's funny

Arrrr. He got that right, mate!

Ginger and Margaret

Smarmy Nigel Grimm says Aye

😂😂 #yeoldetruth Tarsh Boyes

AAAAAAAAAAArrrrrrr Cap'n Michael J Griffin

Tara Ravenhill Olive Tumelty Carmel Hughes

mates.

Francoisné Nortjé

Kris Neil

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Saturday December 31st, 2016 - 8:52 am

Happy New Year to all o' me darlin's out thar! May 2017 bring ye tons o' treasure, barrels o' rum and few ass-barnacles. (The secret to fewer ass barnacles is keeping yer ass out o' the water ... just sayin'. As for treasure and rum, ye're on yer own.)

Hugs and kisses,

Cap'n Slappy
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I be thankin you and wishin you likewise. Aye! Smarmy Nigel Grimm

But pirates cant sail if out of water. Crew good for scraping a few barnacles. Good discipline.

May yer barnacles always be on someone else...

Ye scurvy crew makes me larf! Haaarrrgghh haaarrgggh haaarrgggh.

Argh! Sailin' on to the new Yearr!

Aye capt'n. Sailing into yer 2017 with rum in me belly an' a wench at me side!

Aaaaarrrrrr! Wish you and the crew the very same!

Back at ye from the crew of the Josiah White II!

Happy New Year from me and me "old barnacle butt" sailor!!

So I have to wait until May?

Thankye, Cap'n!

Happy New'd Year...Argh

I'm thinking your ass is to hot water most of the time, arrrr

Happy New Year Yarrrr!!

Arrr ! And the same for ye 😉

Here's to openin' the back door (not ass-barnacale related) at the 12th toll of the bell and get that salt, coal and bread ready for invitin' the new year!

Happy New Year!🎊🎆🎈

Sláinte me buoys!

Thank 'ee, Cap'n and may the same be granted ta ye and yer'n!!

Aye, most gratuitous that ye be yearning for me blessins'

Aye aye, Cap'n.

Pork and kraut in the crock! Happy New Year's to ye!

I'm not your darlin, wog R)

But it's not until September 19........

Thank'ee, Cap'n!

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Steven Vincent shared Jollier Roger's post to the group: International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
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Wednesday January 17th, 2018 - 3:03 pm

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Rick Allen shared Queen Anne's Revenge - Blackbeard's post to the group: International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
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Tuesday January 16th, 2018 - 7:27 am

Where's The Rum?! Blackbeard 300
"Such a day, rum all out. Our company somewhat sober; a damned confusion among us! Rogues a plotting." - Edward "Blackbeard" Teach. One of Blackbeard's 300 year old onion bottles appears out of the sand on the Queen Anne's Revenge - Blackbeard Shipwreck Project. From the Nautilus Productions LLC's stock footage library. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvaNly3NPNE. For fans of War History Online, Blackbeard Pirate Festival, Beaufort Pirate Invasion, Blackbeard's Pirate Jamboree on Ocracoke Island, Pirates Among Us, Pirates of the Caribbean, Brethren of the Space Coast and the Alaskan Pirate Brethren of the Cold.

#Pirates #NautilusProductions #Blackbeard #Documentary #StockFootage #Shipwreck #Privateer #Archaeology #EdwardThache #copyright #QueenAnnesRevenge #McCrory #FriendsofQAR #NCDNCR #BlackbeardsLaw #NCFilm #Blackbeard300 #Tricentennial #IntellectualProperty #lawsuit #Blogbeard #Kurohige #SlaveShip
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Wednesday January 10th, 2018 - 1:00 am

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Tuesday January 9th, 2018 - 11:44 pm

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I was going to use this at Pirate Bible school but cut out the ladt frame.

Wait...Pirate Bible School? Tell me more.

Smh. I sincerely doubt the artist would approve, you should seek permission.

Extra Fabulous Comics < < < <

Rebecca Small Fridley shared Xbox's photo to the group: International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
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Tuesday January 9th, 2018 - 5:09 pm

Looks like another round of beta will be open to preorderes.Mark your calendar, mateys, the closed beta for Sea of Thieves is nearly here. Pre-order now to get access on January 24: xbx.lv/2CJ3LC6

ESRB Rating: TEEN (Crude Humor, Use of Alcohol, Violence)
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Looks like another round of beta will be open to preorderes.

 

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I like the rating "TEEN (Crude Humor, Use of Alcohol, Violence)" - It's like a list of things to look forward to as an adult.

Yes, you can get drunk in the game, since of course, you're all pirates!

Monday January 8th, 2018 - 4:56 pm

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Wednesday January 3rd, 2018 - 7:40 pm

A new pirate game is coming to x-box in March that puts disney's, www.piratesonline.com to shame. Bout time! ... See MoreSee Less

 

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Sea of Thieves? My husband has done some beta testing. Fun!

and i miss pirates online they could have kept that going for so long and made it great

I'm hoping we can play togetner, etc. on the same server.

Wolfe Bayne shared Old City Pirate Fest's event to the group: International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
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Wednesday January 3rd, 2018 - 3:17 pm

Old City Pirate Fest 2018Jan 26, 7:30pmOld City Pirate FestJoin the St. Augustine Swashbucklers for their 2nd Annual "Old City PIrate Fest" . 2 feature concerts on Friday and Saturday Nights, Tuatha Dea from Gatlinburg Tn. and Tom Mason & the Blue Bucaneers from Nashville Tn. Stroll through the Historic Colonial Quarter for a trip back through 16oo - 1800 St. Augustine History. See entertainers, performers, Live Steel & Black Powder demonstrations Saturday & Sunday. Shop our vendors, sample some tasty Rum from one of our TWO rum sponsors. For the "lil' pirates", we'll have a kids area and, they'll be able to dress like a Pirate too...
While you're attending the Old City Pirate Fest, don't forget to take a stroll down St. George Street and visit the many local shops who support the Old City Pirate Fest.
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Visit our Facebook Page for more Info.. (Link Below) and please remember to Like, Follow, and Share it with your friends...
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Rick Allen shared Queen Anne's Revenge - Blackbeard's post to the group: International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
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Wednesday January 3rd, 2018 - 7:34 am

Blackbeard's Head On Display! Blackbeard 300
January 3, 1719: Lt. Robert Maynard returns to Hampton River, VA with Blackbeard’s head hanging from his bowsprit. The notorious pirate had been killed during a ferocious battle near Ocracoke, North Carolina. Cannons roared and townspeople cheered when they saw the horrific trophy sailing up the river toward the King Street docks. According to tradition, the head is placed on a pike in the water, at the site now known as Blackbeard’s Point at the entrance to Hampton Creek (now Hampton River, Virginia). nautilusproductions.com/projects/queen-annes-revenge. For fans of War History Online, Blackbeard Pirate Festival, Beaufort Pirate Invasion, American History TV, Blackbeard's Pirate Jamboree on Ocracoke Island, Pirates Among Us, Brethren of the Space Coast and the Alaskan Pirate Brethren of the Cold.

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Tom Mason shared a link to the group: International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
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Sunday December 31st, 2017 - 7:28 pm

Again we sailed around the sun! It’s a crazy mixed up world, but our hearties around the world remind us of just how wonderful it can be, so thanks and HAPPY NEW YEAR from Tom Mason and the Blue Buccaneers!
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www.facebook.com/TomMasonandTheBlueBuccaneers/A Happy New Years greeting from Nashville's favorite pirates, Tom Mason and the Blue Buccaneers. Available at CDBaby.com/artist/tommason, at tommason.net, an...
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Sunday December 31st, 2017 - 4:06 pm

Did you know that you can take a pirate class at Disney at Disneyworld? ... See MoreSee Less

 

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Disney are pretty much experts at taking money from people.

Emily Burch Is this true?!?!

Yes it is and yes it costs extra.

pfft a true pirate would never take lessons.

There are pirate cruises (for kids) around the lagoon.

Omg! Gloria Ashen

Is it a politically correct pirate class? No wenches, no rum, no swords, no guns, and safe spaces for the crew?

Darn, I was just there. Could have taken it and reported back.

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Marck Forget shared Festival Des Pirates's post to the group: International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
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Sunday December 31st, 2017 - 3:54 pm

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Friday December 29th, 2017 - 1:34 pm

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The pie rates of the Caribbean. Groan.

Gwenyvarr Blackshades Lovelocket shared Capt'n Tor & The Naer Do Well Cads Pirate Invasion's post to the group: International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
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Wednesday December 27th, 2017 - 12:41 pm

The Pirate Central 2017 New Year's Eve Rumbustification will be holding its 2nd Kilt Competition! If the previous one is anything to go on, it will be a feast for the senses!

EVENT PAGE: www.facebook.com/events/2010880355819209/

Come in your kilt - all are welcome to enter! Nudity is NOT required!

Judges for this elaborate and exciting pageant Arrr newly minted Kilt Inspectors, armed with the skill, the experienced eye, and a couple of 'tools' to get the job done!

Only way to experience this is to be there! What happens at Pirate Central stays at Pirate Central!

Judging criteria.....

1) Artful and creative Presentation of ‘whole package’
Including:
- Kilt movement, sway & sexy leg appeal
- Dramatic and Creative Presentation
- Kilted Knobbiest Knees
2) Dramatic Pose
- Best kilted 'Marilyn Monroe' pose
- Best Brave Heart Impression (running with sword and long locks flowing in the wind)
3) Bribing of the Judges
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