Pirate Crewe N' Wenches of Ye Black Crane Pirate Ship

Th’ Black Crane with CAPTAIN Frank Black Crane Ingalls, please note tha’ by reading this information section ye are WAIVING all rights to be offended by what is posted on this page. 
Please do not sit, stand or lean on th’ rails ye may fall o’erboard or get flogged or miss yer share in th’ rum passin’. 
Stay behind th’ red line o’ me quarters until it is yer turn to share in th’ rum or portions o’ treasures. 
Keep yer blimen hands off me booty an th’ rum barrels tha’ says PROPERTY O TH’ CAPTAIN. 
There is no insurance so basically if ye choose not to follow th’ directions, ye are fecked an shited outta luck…ye be fair game to me crew o’ misfits, cutthroats, wenches, faeries, tigers, ladies o’ other circles….ye get th’ blimen picture…ye be thar fair game to plays with….an tha’ may no’ be such a wise thing. 
NOW ALL HANDS ON DECK…CAPTAIN ON BOARD!!!