Rathbone be a full-time professional pirate entertainer. Rathbone does music, magic, games, emceeing, and general swashbucklery for corporate or private events.
Sunday January 22nd, 2017 - 7:56 am
Happy Birthday to Captain William Kidd, a pirate's model of bad luck. He was executed for piracy, but probably wasn't a pirate. In 2015, an ingot from his wreck, thought to be silver, was found to be 95% lead. Anyway, here's a song about him-- written shortly after his death. May ye have better luck in the next life, Captain!
Monday September 26th, 2016 - 4:41 pm
Debate? Where I come from ("the sea"), we call it a Parlay! Forget the major parties and join the Boarding Party! Vote for me!
Sunday September 25th, 2016 - 10:07 am
Aye, ye can hire Rathbone for a bachelorette party... I bring mirth, music, magic, and/or mayhem, including my world-famous stripping card trick!Best bachelorette party I have ever been too!!!!
Saturday September 24th, 2016 - 2:43 pm
Best bachelorette party I have ever been too!!!!
Monday September 19th, 2016 - 4:13 pm
Also this...Today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Celebrate at participating Long John Silver's locations.
Talk like a pirate and receive a free piece of fish or chicken: ow.ly/QhdT3041RK9
Dress like a pirate and receive a free 2 pc. fish or chicken basket: ow.ly/W5pu3041RI8
I just report the news; I don't investigate it.
Do we still have one around here?
Monday September 19th, 2016 - 4:12 pm
In case you didn't know...
Monday Is Talk Like a Pirate Day and Krispy Kreme Is Celebrating With Free Doughnuts
Ahoy, it’s Talk Like a Pirate Day at participating Krispy Kreme locations Monday, and that means free doughnuts for those willing to dress, or talk, like a pirate. Simply go to your local Kri…Monday September 19th, 2016 - 7:45 am
Everyone: "Rathbone, aren't you going to do a special post for Talk Like A Pirate Day???" Me: Bloody tourists!
All in jest of course. Everything that promotes pirate culture be a fine thing, and I have fond respect for Ol' Chumbucket and Cap'n Slappy, the founders of Talk Like A Pirate Day. Arrrr!
Monday September 12th, 2016 - 7:16 am
Shanty Shots #4 just released to Patreon. Become a Patron and see all my videos before the rest of the world...
Rathbone is creating Videos and Music | Patreon
Follow Rathbone on Patreon: Read posts by Rathbone on the world's largest platform enabling a new generation of creators and artists to live out their passions!Thursday July 14th, 2016 - 10:27 pm
I've announced my candidacy to be some kind of intolerable official...
Finally! Someone I can vote for.
Tuesday July 5th, 2016 - 10:50 pm
Prototype for me own Jolly Roger... Let me know whether ye like it!
Maybe smiley could have a piratey piece of headwear?
Friday July 1st, 2016 - 8:37 pm
Don't forget to watch me favorite shark scientist, Dr. Taylor Chapple, on Discovery Channel tonight at 10/9c.
Friday July 1st, 2016 - 11:35 am
I'm now listed on some startup pirate directory. Who knows if it'll last, but it's free for a year, so... ow.ly/RpD0301MxhJ
Rathbone the Pirate
Rathbone be a full-time professional pirate entertainer. Rathbone does music, magic, games, emceeing, and general swashbucklery for corporate or...Thursday June 30th, 2016 - 8:13 am
RATHBONE!
He Be a PIRATE!
He Be an EMCEE!
He be a Jester
Play a Tune Does He!
& He be on the PIRATE DIRECTORY
Haaaaar - we made that up - we did....
www.facebook.com/piratedirectory/posts/1273353879360312
Rathbone the Pirate
Rathbone be a full-time professional pirate entertainer. Rathbone does music, magic, games, emceeing, and general swashbucklery for corporate or private events.Rath..Wednesday June 29th, 2016 - 12:24 pm
New Pieces of Eight has just been released!
Do you know why mermaids wear sea shells?
Tuesday June 28th, 2016 - 7:57 pm
If ye be the patronizing type, you can now patronize me...
