Rathbone be a full-time professional pirate entertainer. Rathbone does music, magic, games, emceeing, and general swashbucklery for corporate or private events.
Sunday January 22nd, 2017 - 7:56 am
Happy Birthday to Captain William Kidd, a pirate's model of bad luck. He was executed for piracy, but probably wasn't a pirate. In 2015, an ingot from his wreck, thought to be silver, was found to be 95% lead. Anyway, here's a song about him-- written shortly after his death. May ye have better luck in the next life, Captain!
Monday September 26th, 2016 - 4:41 pm
Debate? Where I come from ("the sea"), we call it a Parlay! Forget the major parties and join the Boarding Party! Vote for me!
Sunday September 25th, 2016 - 10:07 am
Aye, ye can hire Rathbone for a bachelorette party... I bring mirth, music, magic, and/or mayhem, including my world-famous stripping card trick!Best bachelorette party I have ever been too!!!!
Saturday September 24th, 2016 - 2:43 pm
Best bachelorette party I have ever been too!!!!
Monday September 19th, 2016 - 4:13 pm
Also this...Today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Celebrate at participating Long John Silver's locations.
Talk like a pirate and receive a free piece of fish or chicken: ow.ly/QhdT3041RK9
Dress like a pirate and receive a free 2 pc. fish or chicken basket: ow.ly/W5pu3041RI8
I just report the news; I don't investigate it.
Do we still have one around here?
Monday September 19th, 2016 - 4:12 pm
In case you didn't know...
Monday Is Talk Like a Pirate Day and Krispy Kreme Is Celebrating With Free Doughnuts
Ahoy, it’s Talk Like a Pirate Day at participating Krispy Kreme locations Monday, and that means free doughnuts for those willing to dress, or talk, like a pirate. Simply go to your local Kri…Monday September 19th, 2016 - 7:45 am
Everyone: "Rathbone, aren't you going to do a special post for Talk Like A Pirate Day???" Me: Bloody tourists!
All in jest of course. Everything that promotes pirate culture be a fine thing, and I have fond respect for Ol' Chumbucket and Cap'n Slappy, the founders of Talk Like A Pirate Day. Arrrr!
Monday September 12th, 2016 - 7:16 am
Shanty Shots #4 just released to Patreon. Become a Patron and see all my videos before the rest of the world...
Rathbone is creating Videos and Music | Patreon
Follow Rathbone on Patreon: Read posts by Rathbone on the world's largest platform enabling a new generation of creators and artists to live out their passions!Thursday July 14th, 2016 - 10:27 pm
I've announced my candidacy to be some kind of intolerable official...
Finally! Someone I can vote for.
Tuesday July 5th, 2016 - 10:50 pm
Prototype for me own Jolly Roger... Let me know whether ye like it!
Maybe smiley could have a piratey piece of headwear?
You have many talented friends who can move this mockup into something more representative of talents you possess. One of them being Scott Kennedy.
Friday July 1st, 2016 - 8:37 pm
Don't forget to watch me favorite shark scientist, Dr. Taylor Chapple, on Discovery Channel tonight at 10/9c.
Friday July 1st, 2016 - 11:35 am
I'm now listed on some startup pirate directory. Who knows if it'll last, but it's free for a year, so... ow.ly/RpD0301MxhJ
Rathbone the Pirate
Rathbone be a full-time professional pirate entertainer. Rathbone does music, magic, games, emceeing, and general swashbucklery for corporate or...Thursday June 30th, 2016 - 8:13 am
RATHBONE!
He Be a PIRATE!
He Be an EMCEE!
He be a Jester
Play a Tune Does He!
& He be on the PIRATE DIRECTORY
Haaaaar - we made that up - we did....
www.facebook.com/piratedirectory/posts/1273353879360312
Rathbone the Pirate
Rathbone be a full-time professional pirate entertainer. Rathbone does music, magic, games, emceeing, and general swashbucklery for corporate or private events.Rath..Wednesday June 29th, 2016 - 12:24 pm
New Pieces of Eight has just been released!
Do you know why mermaids wear sea shells?
Tuesday June 28th, 2016 - 7:57 pm
If ye be the patronizing type, you can now patronize me...
