The Dread Ship Outrageous Fortune is The Laziest Crew on the Seven Seas™
In any weather, we be lookin' fer friendly ports o' call, where we hope ta meet both friend an' foe face ta face, with devil-be-damned grins upon our faces, sharp (if rusty) cutlasses in our hands and rum upon our breath. If'n ye think ye be salt enough ta survive a "visit" from the Laziest Crew on the Seven Seas, mebbe ye'll drop us a note an' invite us to yer port fer a drink or five.
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